Wednesday, June 5, 2013
Thursday, May 30, 2013
Snapbacks & Tattoos
So here we have another white rapper that takes precious spotlight away from the greatest white rappers in the universe, aka Riff Raff & Ghetty, aka this generations 3rd bass. (yeah yeah Action Bronson too we know...)
This Cheeze puff's name is King Manney and he tells the story of his life through his Raps and his Tats. Sweet Tats bro, getting your sleeves done just wasn't trill enough huh? See the hipster Tattoo arms race has long since passed covering every inch of your arms, my 55 year old car salesman has those ("So when you getting inked bro?"). Neck Tattoo's are so 2003 my dude. 2013 is all about the face Tattoo. Blame Big Guwop for this trend. Spaceballers 2014 tattoo trend prediction: Dick tattoos, write inspirational scriptures in calligraphy on your cock like "Hated By Many, Loved By Few, Respected By All" see if your girl can cover the whole sentence with her mouth.
Anyway back to MC Victim or whatever his name is. Dope tat's cuhz, "OVERCOME" that's some real shit dog. The only thing this Herbatron has ever overcome was having to sleep with the lights on cause he was afraid of the dark, or overcoming that stutter he would get when ever the teacher would ask him stand up and read something to the rest of the class.
FOH, Max B is sitting in a cell while this dude is out here "rappin"
#RapIsOuttaControl
RAPMEYERLANSKY
This Cheeze puff's name is King Manney and he tells the story of his life through his Raps and his Tats. Sweet Tats bro, getting your sleeves done just wasn't trill enough huh? See the hipster Tattoo arms race has long since passed covering every inch of your arms, my 55 year old car salesman has those ("So when you getting inked bro?"). Neck Tattoo's are so 2003 my dude. 2013 is all about the face Tattoo. Blame Big Guwop for this trend. Spaceballers 2014 tattoo trend prediction: Dick tattoos, write inspirational scriptures in calligraphy on your cock like "Hated By Many, Loved By Few, Respected By All" see if your girl can cover the whole sentence with her mouth.
Anyway back to MC Victim or whatever his name is. Dope tat's cuhz, "OVERCOME" that's some real shit dog. The only thing this Herbatron has ever overcome was having to sleep with the lights on cause he was afraid of the dark, or overcoming that stutter he would get when ever the teacher would ask him stand up and read something to the rest of the class.
FOH, Max B is sitting in a cell while this dude is out here "rappin"
#RapIsOuttaControl
RAPMEYERLANSKY
Sunday, May 26, 2013
Friday, May 24, 2013
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
Snacks
Indulgent culinary adventures with the young gawd. There will be plenty macaroni time if he finds himself back in the bin.
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Rap With A Message
Ever since our man Gunplay, AKA Don Logan, AKA The 2013 reincarnation of Dirt McGirt, AKA the only rapper in MMG who we actually kinda sorta don't think is lying about EVERYTHING most of the time was put on house arrest, visuals from his last mixtape, 601 & Snort, were very slow in dropping.
The justice system has prevailed though and Gunplay is back on the bricks and to celebrate has dropped this cinematic video to 601 & Snort standout "Bible On The Dash"
This is Rap with a message, as our protagonist splits his tone between braggadocios drug dealer boasts and introspective thoughts of regret and remorse for his nefarious ways. Most importantly though is the opening sequence where we get to see MMG's ignorance poster boy flex his acting chops.
The real message learned here is simple: You can sell drugs, shoot people and pimp out your own salacious daughter first thing in the morning before breakfast in exchange for grocery money IF you keep a bible on your dashboard.
Makes total sense to us non- church goers. Maybe that's why we never get no play on Christian Mingle?
If we carried a bible around in our cars these girl next door types would be much quicker to offer up the anal. Oh yeah don't worry about the fact that the story set up in the opening sequence has absolutely NOTHING to do with the rest of the video and is not touched on again at all. They are saving that for the next video.
Seeing as we are talking about Gunplay who is an admitted Coke user we need to touch on recent events in our city with our illustrious mayor.
The politically correct leftist pinko establishment in this city are trying to bring our boy down. Fuck 'em Rob, Marion Barry got re elected twice and he BEEN hitting the Pookie pipe. Remember doing coke when your rich is flashy, only if you're broke than you're a junkie.
You still got our vote Rob, don't let these unemployed hippies get you down. Going to the Parade this year bro? No Homo.
RAP MEYER LANSKY
Thursday, May 16, 2013
State of Mind
One of the better tunes off that Mac & Cheese 3, produced by Harry Fraud. For dem intanet gods, "Excuse My French" has leaked.
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